I’m not sure what raven haired brunette beauty Alice Goodwin is doing all Spanish like in Interviu magazine, but I’ve learned in life not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Though it is perfectly acceptable to look a wicked hot glamour model in the funbags. Especially if their big muscular boyfriends aren’t around. Otherwise, I recommend chest leering with caution. Alice is featured in the current edition of Interviu magazine where she is quoted as saying a whole bunch of things just outside my mediocre to poor level of Spanish, but thankfully includes a bevy of photos of Alice flashing her stellar yams, making this periodical a must peruse edition. I used to wake up at night with a feverish sweat dreaming about Alice slapping me with her long dark locks. Now, I’ve trained myself not to wake up because what happens next is even better. I don’t dream kiss and tell. Enjoy.

Singer and model Kayslee Collins is another perfectly sextastic creation for the likes of Leder’s lens and particular interest in both the sacred and profane. Not to mention the funbgs and the asstastic. Just so delicious. Kudos all around, with a hint light golf applause and a few happy tears. Job well done. Enjoy.

Christmas is my most favorite of holidays both for the feeling of closeness among family and friends, and the extra serving of chipped beef on toast they’d serve at the honor ranch where I often vacationed as a youth. You throw in a wicked fine Summer St. Claire stripping down in her rumpus room, and you have the makings of one perfect holiday. Enjoy.

I get it. European women are much more liberal with exposing their bare funbags around the beach and pool. Yadda yadda yadda. Heidi Klum topless! We win. European rules aside, Heidi Klum is now an American TV star and model and business empire genius. She’s also a member of our Forties and Faptastic club, of which the price for admission is pictures such as these candids of Heidi in St. Barth’s hanging by the private pool quite topless with her young boy toy boyfriend (oh, let that be me next Chriatmas!). Heidi Klum is some marvel of MILFtastic genetics, standing statuesque and blonde and epic ta-ta’s after I can’t count that high number of children and past marriages and all that. The sextastic female form abides. And without her top on, these just may be some of my favorite Heidi Klum photos ever. Damn, I think I’m going to cry, again. Where’s my wealthy hot topless cougar sugar mama to order me to coat her natural melons with SPF-50? I’m so waiting. Enjoy. Photo credit: Pacific Coast News