Lucy CollettLucy Collett Busty Stiptease In Black Lingerie!
My dearest Lucy Collett and I have the kind of relationship you only read about in great romance novels, or letters to the Penthouse editor. I lust her ginger curvaceous hotness and she completely and utterly ignores me. Youíd never think that would work out, but here were are years later just as happy as can be.
Lucyís latest pictorial work finds her blushing redheaded bosomy hotness bouncing right out of her lingerie. For those men and Sapphic leaning women who find the Tinsel Town denizen about slender for your pillowy dreams, Lucy is the ultimate elixir. A robustly seductive woman who appears to have no sharp edges anywhere. Iíd have to inspect more closely naturally before filing my official report. Thatís the next stage in our relationship, on target for about 2045. I canít wait. Enjoy.
Hayley-Marie CoppinHayley Marie Coppin Secretary Submission Fantasy!
Mr. Swift will see you now. Indeed. You can have your coquettish trembling assistant. Iíll take Hayley-Marie Coppin as my gal Friday, and every other day of the week. This sextastic stripteaser extraordinaire knows precisely how to provide my executive staff with the assistant it requires.
Hayley-Marie really does lay on the luscious office fantasy-scape like no other. You know very well those clothes are not staying on particularly long when Ms. Coppin comes to work. Oh, that prevailing laws of nature and the labor department didnít prevent this dream from becoming a reality. I might actually show up to work more often, and on time, and less hungover. Everybody needs a good right hand woman. Enjoy.
Nadeea VolianovaPop Star Nadeea Volianova Hand Bra!
Pop princess Nadeea Volianova wants to be your post-Valentine Valentine in this mostly naked photo spread. Nadeea is using just her hands as a bra. Maybe some flowers too. She has a SPECTACULAR pair of funbags. I know that might seem like hyperbole, but itís totally not. I want to frame the pic of her licking a lollipop and put it over my bed so itís the last thing I see ever night before I go to sleep. That way I can dream about whatís behind the flowers and teddy bear. I bet itís amazeballs. This girl has a bright future ahead of her, especially if she keeps taking off her clothes. Thereís no key to success like showing off your yum yums.
Kennedy SummersKennedy Summers Busting Out Of Black Lacy Lingerie For Playboy Plus!
I just couldnít wait very long this time. After seeing Kennedy Summers in her bikini just minutes ago, I had to share another glorious set of the PMOY in various stages of undress for Playboy magazine. This medical student slash beyond smoking hot blonde just toys with my mind something awful. Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, we have another sweltering hot peek at Kennedy quite nekkid all over. Some guys are into golf, some into cars, Iím into Kennedy Summers, if only that werenít just figurative.
Alice GoodwinAlice Goodwin Poses Topless For Interviu Spain!
Iím not sure what raven haired brunette beauty Alice Goodwin is doing all Spanish like in Interviu magazine, but Iíve learned in life not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Though it is perfectly acceptable to look a wicked hot glamour model in the funbags. Especially if their big muscular boyfriends arenít around. Otherwise, I recommend chest leering with caution.
Alice is featured in the current edition of Interviu magazine where she is quoted as saying a whole bunch of things just outside my mediocre to poor level of Spanish, but thankfully includes a bevy of photos of Alice flashing her stellar yams, making this periodical a must peruse edition. I used to wake up at night with a feverish sweat dreaming about Alice slapping me with her long dark locks. Now, Iíve trained myself not to wake up because what happens next is even better. I donít dream kiss and tell. Enjoy.
Kayslee CollinsKayslee Collins Topless Hotness For Fetishism Studies In Black And White!
Singer and model Kayslee Collins is another perfectly sextastic creation for the likes of Lederís lens and particular interest in both the sacred and profane. Not to mention the funbgs and the asstastic. Just so delicious. Kudos all around, with a hint light golf applause and a few happy tears. Job well done. Enjoy.
Summer St ClaireSummer St Claire Teasing In A Yellow Chair!
Christmas is my most favorite of holidays both for the feeling of closeness among family and friends, and the extra serving of chipped beef on toast theyíd serve at the honor ranch where I often vacationed as a youth. You throw in a wicked fine Summer St. Claire stripping down in her rumpus room, and you have the makings of one perfect holiday. Enjoy.
Heidi KlumHeidi Klum Topless Bikini In St Barths For Christmas 2014!
I get it. European women are much more liberal with exposing their bare funbags around the beach and pool. Yadda yadda yadda. Heidi Klum topless! We win. European rules aside, Heidi Klum is now an American TV star and model and business empire genius. Sheís also a member of our Forties and Faptastic club, of which the price for admission is pictures such as these candids of Heidi in St. Barthís hanging by the private pool quite topless with her young boy toy boyfriend (oh, let that be me next Chriatmas!).
Heidi Klum is some marvel of MILFtastic genetics, standing statuesque and blonde and epic ta-taís after I canít count that high number of children and past marriages and all that. The sextastic female form abides. And without her top on, these just may be some of my favorite Heidi Klum photos ever. Damn, I think Iím going to cry, again. Whereís my wealthy hot topless cougar sugar mama to order me to coat her natural melons with SPF-50? Iím so waiting. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Pacific Coast News
Lucie WildeLucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much Of What You Need!
One thing my stoic Uncle Sal has stuck with me since childhood to this very day. After almost three years of gently rubbing his beard and never speaking, Sal leaned into me one evening and said, William, sometimes you need just to rub your face in a couple of big old flesh cans. Then he returned to cracking the sunflower seeds he eternally consumed.
You don't soon forget such sagely words from one of the few relatives who never felt obliged to test your tolerance for pain. I'm often reminded of Uncle Sal's wisdom while staring down the barrels of such unholy goodies as the faptastically enlarged funbags on Lucie Wilde. Oh, I'm sure the critical among us have some criticisms for Lucie. As for me, I just heeding Sal's advice, virtually at least, and letting my mind bounce up against Lucie's mammoth mammaries like a pinball working it's way against the clanking bumpers. Such fun indeed. Enjoy.
Lauren EliseBethanie Badertscher And Lauren Elise Topless Playboy Shoot!
Somebody ripped on me recently for noticeably omitting autumn in my largely craptastic seasonal shoutouts and tributes and very bad puns. He's right. I've fallen short on autumn. Well, no longer. Thanks to the help of Playboy cybergirls Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise playing topless in the changing leaves, we have the chance to celebrate the most underrated of seasons. Football, Halloween, Thanksgiving, me sitting home on Homecoming Dance night. This is all autumn. As are Bethanie and Lauren wearing scarves and raking leaves. I think that's what they're doing, I'm having a hard time completely focusing at the moment.