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Lucie WildeLucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much Of What You Need!

Lucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much Of What You NeedLucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much Of What You Need
One thing my stoic Uncle Sal has stuck with me since childhood to this very day. After almost three years of gently rubbing his beard and never speaking, Sal leaned into me one evening and said, William, sometimes you need just to rub your face in a couple of big old flesh cans. Then he returned to cracking the sunflower seeds he eternally consumed. You don't soon forget such sagely words from one of the few relatives who never felt obliged to test your tolerance for pain. I'm often reminded of Uncle Sal's wisdom while staring down the barrels of such unholy goodies as the faptastically enlarged funbags on Lucie Wilde. Oh, I'm sure the critical among us have some criticisms for Lucie. As for me, I just heeding Sal's advice, virtually at least, and letting my mind bounce up against Lucie's mammoth mammaries like a pinball working it's way against the clanking bumpers. Such fun indeed. Enjoy.

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Lauren EliseBethanie Badertscher And Lauren Elise Topless Playboy Shoot!

Bethanie Badertscher And Lauren Elise Topless Playboy ShootBethanie Badertscher And Lauren Elise Topless Playboy Shoot
Somebody ripped on me recently for noticeably omitting autumn in my largely craptastic seasonal shoutouts and tributes and very bad puns. He's right. I've fallen short on autumn. Well, no longer. Thanks to the help of Playboy cybergirls Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise playing topless in the changing leaves, we have the chance to celebrate the most underrated of seasons. Football, Halloween, Thanksgiving, me sitting home on Homecoming Dance night. This is all autumn. As are Bethanie and Lauren wearing scarves and raking leaves. I think that's what they're doing, I'm having a hard time completely focusing at the moment.

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Jenni LeeJenni Lee Topless In A Bathroom Pictorial!

Jenni Lee Topless In A Bathroom PictorialJenni Lee Topless In A Bathroom Pictorial
You know what's sexy? Jenni Lee in frilly pink lingerie. You know what's even hotter? Nekkid Jenni Lee going rub-a-dub in a bathtub. Jenni is ridiculously sexy. Her body is perfect. I know that word gets thrown around a lot but it's seriously perfect. Her funbags are just the right size for her frame which is nice and tight. Her face is really pretty too. There is nothing worse than a butter face, my friends. I do love a woman in a bathtub. Add some bubbles and you've got yourself one clean/dirty situation going on. I also like when a woman's hair is all tussled and messed up. It reminds me of what happens to their hair during sexy time. I've been staring at these pictures for the last ten minutes and am going to stare at them for ten more. Won't you join me in ogling Jenni Lee?

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Ashley GreeneAshley Greene Nude Cell Phone Pics Leaked!

Hayley-Marie CoppinHayley-marie-coppin-topless-in-a-white-see-through-dress!

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Take two Hayley-Marie Coppin leers and call me in the morning is what my personal physician should say to me when I call him thrice a a week complaining of chest and gonad region pains. She really is my soothing balm for what ails me. The glamorous glamour model strips down to her lean boobtastic frame with the greatest of ease. In this case, she starts with barely a sheer window curtain around her lust-inducing body, making getting to the good bits rather expedient. On Wednesday's we like to celebrate, honor, and all-around genuflect before the finest female forms flashing the most faptastic funbags in our general direction. Hayley-Marie Coppin makes me middle of the work week feel like 2am at a bar when an attractive woman has just told me, 'Yes, I'd like to see your Mint-in-Box He-Man action figure collection'. Very positive indeed. Huzzah!

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Colleen ShannonColleen Shannons Smoldering Topless Playboy Photoshoot!

Colleen Shannons Smoldering Topless Playboy PhotoshootColleen Shannons Smoldering Topless Playboy Photoshoot
Unbelievably hot model and DJ Colleen Shannon took some time off from spinning records to show off her twin subwoofers. In case my speaker metaphor was confusing, I'm saying that Colleen is topless in this photoshoot for Playboy. Colleen has some of the best funbags in the business, as you can well see. They are simply perfect. If there is a Platonic form of a boob, Colleen's ta-tas are it. She's also bottomless in some of these pics and you see that...ahem...the drapes match the carpet. These pictures are seriously hot.

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Stacey PooleStacey Poole Topless Bath Time Fun!

Stacey Poole Topless Bath Time FunStacey Poole Topless Bath Time Fun
The sexy boobtastic beauty Stacey Poole went splishy splashy in a bathtub with her enormous jugs out. Sweet mother of crap, Stacey has a spectacular pair of ta-tas. Listen, I see a lot of boobs during the course of a given day. It's how I pay the bills. It's in the blood. My father was a breast doctor, no joke. So, I consider myself a bit of an expert. Stacey Poole's boobs are among the best I've ever seen. They are my kind of funbags. They are huge, shapely, and seemingly all natural. They are even sexier in these pics because she is in the bath. Is there anything hotter than a woman getting all wet and wild in a tub? I say that there is not. Not only are the topless pics sexy as hell, but her see through bathing suit all wet and whatnot...well, see for yourself.

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Lucy CollettLucy Collett Topless In A Black Bodysuit And Thigh High Stockings!

Lucy Collett Topless In A Black Bodysuit And Thigh High StockingsLucy Collett Topless In A Black Bodysuit And Thigh High Stockings
Okay, I know Lucy Collett isn't a real redhead. But she seems pretty real all the way around elsewise and all of that elsewise is flashing before my eyes quite merrily whilst checking her stripping out of a black body suit for the general love of full, fluffy funbags. Lucy Collett doesn't need to waste time with all the fancy photo setups, stagings, stylings, and themes. How about this for a motif? One cute and busty British redhead with bodacious boobtastic flashing her love guns for your viewing pleasure? Yes, I know, it sounded really good to me too. On Tuesdays we like to celebrate the unleashed cans of our favorite sextastic celebrities. Lucy Collett isn't for everyone. But she is for me. I say, the Good Lord gave you two hands for a reason. With Lucy, you could probably use four. But I hate to quibble. Enjoy.

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Jaime PresslyJaime Pressly Topless In Playboy!

Jaime Pressly Topless In PlayboyJaime Pressly Topless In Playboy
I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don't belong, you're simply not wasting time on the Internet properly. Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I'm not sure, I never question my dreams.

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Hayley-Marie CoppinHayley-marie-coppin-topless-in-red-and-black-lingerie!

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There are some girls I think Mother Nature designed specifically for unclothing themselves and making men smile. Not that the hot-bodied Hayley-Marie Coppin isn't an all around talented and wonderful lovely lady. It's just that for our specific purposes here on Egotastic! on a Friday afternoon, we'd love for her to focus on her stellar striptease skills, quickly working her way out of her skimpy lingerie and revealing her heavenly dangling sweethearts. On Fridays, we celebrate the end of the work week by focusing our hearts and souls on those fun fleshy pillows that ask for so little but give so much. Hayley-Marie Coppin can turn the world on with a smile. When she takes her clothes off, she make us do much more than just smile. Thank God It's Funbags!

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Jessica ImpiazziJessica Impiazzi Strips Topless In The Garden For A Towie Ta-ta Tuesday!

Jessica Impiazzi Strips Topless In The Garden For A Towie Ta-ta TuesdayJessica Impiazzi Strips Topless In The Garden For A Towie Ta-ta Tuesday
With all the hullabaloo surrounding sextastic celebrities taking hot nekkid photos of themselves and then sharing them with boyfriends and the iCloud trash bin only, it's nice to know this world is also filled with beautiful women who delight in sharing their fine female forms with the ogling gentlemen and Saophic leaning ladies of the world. Such a blessing not in disguise any day of the week. Enjoy.

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Lady GagaLady Gaga See Through To The Gagas In Belgium!

Lady Gaga See Through To The Gagas In BelgiumLady Gaga See Through To The Gagas In Belgium
Even some peeing boy statues probably cranked their necks a bit in Brussels to see Lady Gaga in a completely sheer dress walking by with her yams fresh and visible for the Belgian onlookers. Lady Gaga is a show-woman through and through. If it takes baring her funbags on the streets for a little attention, she's not going to think twice. You might call that crude and immodest. I call it a really nice social trend among our sextastic celebrities. Say what you will about Lady Gaga, she shows quite a bit more than Katy Perry who we've been begging for years. Lady Gaga seems perfectly fit for Europe. Her style, her philosophies, and her bare tops. Not that we shouldn't let her back in the U.S., but maybe persuade her to stay overseas where we can't hear her so much as see her in daring outfits. That is the right manner in which to appreciate this particular artist. Enjoy.

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Abbey BarnsleyAbbey Barnsley Topless Lingerie Hotness Photoshoot!

Abbey Barnsley Topless Lingerie Hotness PhotoshootAbbey Barnsley Topless Lingerie Hotness Photoshoot
I might just be speaking for myself, but seeing the blessedly hot and chesty perfect Abbey Barnsley slip seductively out of her lingerie makes pretty much every muscle in my body feel like I'm going through puberty all over again. In about eleven seconds. She is just so incredibly alluring I want to chew on a towel or pen a requiem in C-Minor or something that will lessen the primal urges.

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Rachel JesseeRachel Jessee Topless Ginger Candid Perfection At Go Topless Rally In Nyc!

Rachel Jessee Topless Ginger Candid Perfection At Go Topless Rally In NycRachel Jessee Topless Ginger Candid Perfection At Go Topless Rally In Nyc
When you got it, flaunt it. Especially when you are one hot ginger performer like Rachel Jessee, a Manhattan artist, performer, and strong supporter of the right for women to go topless in public. If I had perfect sweet funbags like Rachel Jessee, I'd be at the forefront of this march as well. I mean, after 22-hours of sudsing, massaging, and lotioning my faptastic sweethearts daily. The right to Free Speech is second only in import of the right for hot gingers with beautiful busty boobs to protest their right to flash their udders in public. Actually, it's already legal in New York to do so, so this is more of an honoring the right kind of thing. I support it all. I only wish I could be there to give Rachel Jessee and her righteous chest the full support it needs. Enjoy.

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Micaela SchaeferMicaela Schaefer And Friends Topless 2015 Calendar Behind The Scenes!

Micaela Schaefer And Friends Topless 2015 Calendar Behind The ScenesMicaela Schaefer And Friends Topless 2015 Calendar Behind The Scenes
When you're Micaela Schaefer, a nekkid annual wall calendar isn't just a side hobby, it's one of your biggest projects of the year. The proudly audacious and curvaceous German model with little inhibition invited a few of her blonde Teutonic friends to get their clothes off with her for the creation of her 2015 calendar. Yep, it's that time of year again when the busty ladies are taking off their tops for calendars available well ahead of the Christmas shopping season. One of my very favorite times of the year, to say the least. When you're Micaela Schaefer, a nekkid annual wall calendar isn't just a side hobby, it's one of your biggest projects of the year. The proudly audacious and curvaceous German model with little inhibition invited a few of her blonde Teutonic friends to get their clothes off with her for the creation of her 2015 calendar. Yep, it's that time of year again when the busty ladies are taking off their tops for calendars available well ahead of the Christmas shopping season. One of my very favorite times of the year, to say the least. Miceala has built herself a nice reputation as a public exhibitionist, so naturally when shooting privately she has little to no evidence of being shy. Neither do her hottie boobtastic friends. I bet that was one rather delightful shooting experience. Check out the behind the scenes photos. Naturally, we'll have the finally calendar shots when they do become available. Enjoy.

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Keira KnightleyKeira Knightley Topless Slender Treats In Interview Magazine!

Keira Knightley Topless Slender Treats In Interview MagazineKeira Knightley Topless Slender Treats In Interview Magazine
Okay, there's just one topless picture in the set, still, bravo to British thespianic Keira Knightley for going full-frontal topless in Interview magazine. There aren't many mainstream young actresses who would undertake such an exhibition. Now then, your next thought. Yes, I can read your mind. My powers of clairvoyance are matched only by my ability to power nap in the middle of the day. Keira is a rather modestly chested woman. Obviously, as purveyors of all things pert and plump, we are used to see our boobtastic gals with a bit more of the bosomly gifts. But that doesn't in any way negate the fact that the fairer sex comes in all shapes and sizes. Keira may not be your cup of tea, but for some out there, their tea kettle is already whistling and ready to blow. Hence, why I try not to censor the skintastic of attractive celebrities too much, because everybody likes something different. Keira, we applaud your bravery. And your wet hair. That is kind of hot. Enjoy.

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Teresa PalmerTeresa Palmer Topless Leaked Photos!

Teresa Palmer Topless Leaked PhotosTeresa Palmer Topless Leaked Photos
Actress Teresa Palmer from "Warm Bodies" is one of the victims of the naked photo leak today. TMZ shared that she is one of the people who had photos leaked today. So far this is one of the actresses that has not spoken out at all about the pictures.Enjoy.

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Selena GomezSelena Gomez Topless Leaked Photos!

Selena Gomez Topless Leaked PhotosSelena Gomez Topless Leaked Photos
Nude Selena Gomez photos have possibly leaked, gullible outlets like HollywoodLife were all too eager to announce on Wednesday. The webloid shrieked, “A series of topless nude photos have been leaked via a hacked cell phone, and they’re allegedly of Selena! Could they really be of her? The resemblance is pretty uncanny.”

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