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Alice GoodwinAlice Goodwin Poses Topless For Interviu Spain!

Alice Goodwin Poses Topless For Interviu SpainAlice Goodwin Poses Topless For Interviu Spain
Iím not sure what raven haired brunette beauty Alice Goodwin is doing all Spanish like in Interviu magazine, but Iíve learned in life not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Though it is perfectly acceptable to look a wicked hot glamour model in the funbags. Especially if their big muscular boyfriends arenít around. Otherwise, I recommend chest leering with caution. Alice is featured in the current edition of Interviu magazine where she is quoted as saying a whole bunch of things just outside my mediocre to poor level of Spanish, but thankfully includes a bevy of photos of Alice flashing her stellar yams, making this periodical a must peruse edition. I used to wake up at night with a feverish sweat dreaming about Alice slapping me with her long dark locks. Now, Iíve trained myself not to wake up because what happens next is even better. I donít dream kiss and tell. Enjoy.

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Kayslee CollinsKayslee Collins Topless Hotness For Fetishism Studies In Black And White!

Kayslee Collins Topless Hotness For Fetishism Studies In Black And WhiteKayslee Collins Topless Hotness For Fetishism Studies In Black And White
Singer and model Kayslee Collins is another perfectly sextastic creation for the likes of Lederís lens and particular interest in both the sacred and profane. Not to mention the funbgs and the asstastic. Just so delicious. Kudos all around, with a hint light golf applause and a few happy tears. Job well done. Enjoy.

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Summer St ClaireSummer St Claire Teasing In A Yellow Chair!

Summer St Claire Teasing In A Yellow ChairSummer St Claire Teasing In A Yellow Chair
Christmas is my most favorite of holidays both for the feeling of closeness among family and friends, and the extra serving of chipped beef on toast theyíd serve at the honor ranch where I often vacationed as a youth. You throw in a wicked fine Summer St. Claire stripping down in her rumpus room, and you have the makings of one perfect holiday. Enjoy.

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Heidi KlumHeidi Klum Topless Bikini In St Barths For Christmas 2014!

Heidi Klum Topless Bikini In St Barths For Christmas 2014Heidi Klum Topless Bikini In St Barths For Christmas 2014
I get it. European women are much more liberal with exposing their bare funbags around the beach and pool. Yadda yadda yadda. Heidi Klum topless! We win. European rules aside, Heidi Klum is now an American TV star and model and business empire genius. Sheís also a member of our Forties and Faptastic club, of which the price for admission is pictures such as these candids of Heidi in St. Barthís hanging by the private pool quite topless with her young boy toy boyfriend (oh, let that be me next Chriatmas!). Heidi Klum is some marvel of MILFtastic genetics, standing statuesque and blonde and epic ta-taís after I canít count that high number of children and past marriages and all that. The sextastic female form abides. And without her top on, these just may be some of my favorite Heidi Klum photos ever. Damn, I think Iím going to cry, again. Whereís my wealthy hot topless cougar sugar mama to order me to coat her natural melons with SPF-50? Iím so waiting. Enjoy. Photo credit: Pacific Coast News

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Jennette McCurdyJennette Mccurdy Nude Cell Phone Pics Leaked!

McKayla MaroneyMckayla Maroney Nude Cell Phone Pics Leaked!

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Lucie WildeLucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much Of What You Need!

Lucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much Of What You NeedLucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much Of What You Need
One thing my stoic Uncle Sal has stuck with me since childhood to this very day. After almost three years of gently rubbing his beard and never speaking, Sal leaned into me one evening and said, William, sometimes you need just to rub your face in a couple of big old flesh cans. Then he returned to cracking the sunflower seeds he eternally consumed. You don't soon forget such sagely words from one of the few relatives who never felt obliged to test your tolerance for pain. I'm often reminded of Uncle Sal's wisdom while staring down the barrels of such unholy goodies as the faptastically enlarged funbags on Lucie Wilde. Oh, I'm sure the critical among us have some criticisms for Lucie. As for me, I just heeding Sal's advice, virtually at least, and letting my mind bounce up against Lucie's mammoth mammaries like a pinball working it's way against the clanking bumpers. Such fun indeed. Enjoy.

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Lauren EliseBethanie Badertscher And Lauren Elise Topless Playboy Shoot!

Bethanie Badertscher And Lauren Elise Topless Playboy ShootBethanie Badertscher And Lauren Elise Topless Playboy Shoot
Somebody ripped on me recently for noticeably omitting autumn in my largely craptastic seasonal shoutouts and tributes and very bad puns. He's right. I've fallen short on autumn. Well, no longer. Thanks to the help of Playboy cybergirls Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise playing topless in the changing leaves, we have the chance to celebrate the most underrated of seasons. Football, Halloween, Thanksgiving, me sitting home on Homecoming Dance night. This is all autumn. As are Bethanie and Lauren wearing scarves and raking leaves. I think that's what they're doing, I'm having a hard time completely focusing at the moment.

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Jenni LeeJenni Lee Topless In A Bathroom Pictorial!

Jenni Lee Topless In A Bathroom PictorialJenni Lee Topless In A Bathroom Pictorial
You know what's sexy? Jenni Lee in frilly pink lingerie. You know what's even hotter? Nekkid Jenni Lee going rub-a-dub in a bathtub. Jenni is ridiculously sexy. Her body is perfect. I know that word gets thrown around a lot but it's seriously perfect. Her funbags are just the right size for her frame which is nice and tight. Her face is really pretty too. There is nothing worse than a butter face, my friends. I do love a woman in a bathtub. Add some bubbles and you've got yourself one clean/dirty situation going on. I also like when a woman's hair is all tussled and messed up. It reminds me of what happens to their hair during sexy time. I've been staring at these pictures for the last ten minutes and am going to stare at them for ten more. Won't you join me in ogling Jenni Lee?

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Hayley-Marie CoppinHayley-marie-coppin-topless-in-a-white-see-through-dress!

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Take two Hayley-Marie Coppin leers and call me in the morning is what my personal physician should say to me when I call him thrice a a week complaining of chest and gonad region pains. She really is my soothing balm for what ails me. The glamorous glamour model strips down to her lean boobtastic frame with the greatest of ease. In this case, she starts with barely a sheer window curtain around her lust-inducing body, making getting to the good bits rather expedient. On Wednesday's we like to celebrate, honor, and all-around genuflect before the finest female forms flashing the most faptastic funbags in our general direction. Hayley-Marie Coppin makes me middle of the work week feel like 2am at a bar when an attractive woman has just told me, 'Yes, I'd like to see your Mint-in-Box He-Man action figure collection'. Very positive indeed. Huzzah!

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Colleen ShannonColleen Shannons Smoldering Topless Playboy Photoshoot!

Colleen Shannons Smoldering Topless Playboy PhotoshootColleen Shannons Smoldering Topless Playboy Photoshoot
Unbelievably hot model and DJ Colleen Shannon took some time off from spinning records to show off her twin subwoofers. In case my speaker metaphor was confusing, I'm saying that Colleen is topless in this photoshoot for Playboy. Colleen has some of the best funbags in the business, as you can well see. They are simply perfect. If there is a Platonic form of a boob, Colleen's ta-tas are it. She's also bottomless in some of these pics and you see that...ahem...the drapes match the carpet. These pictures are seriously hot.

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Olivia MunnOlivia Munn Nude Cell Phone Pics Leaked!